cophinescockerspaniels:

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

hungryghoast:

the ability to pet and hold dogs and other animals (with no necessarily beneficial ramifications upon the mechanics of the game) is the most important advancement in video games in the past 10-15 years.

trillingconclusion:

Babies and College Students:

  • Ability to sleep anywhere
  • Random bouts of crying
  • Will try to eat almost anything
  • Enjoy watching cartoons
  • Known for their messiness
  • Brains are in a constant state of absorbing knowledge
  • Irregular sleep schedules
  • Often served bland mushy foods

conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

secretsbest:

take all my money

secretsbest:

take all my money

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